If Ali G did finance

Ali G, wearing the two-tone wall street shirt and a whole lot of bling talking to some continuous time finance person:

So Ito is my bestest main man. But Jackie Chan! he has the mr biggies or he wuz a little bit ratted with this pissin Ito approximation. I mean, I am dig to get jiggy wiv mr. biggy when this lady says "girsanov theorem" wot is yous banging on about? Time for a bit of erbal remedy..."

See: http://www.hbo.com/alig/glossary if needed

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